Wednesday, February 23, 2011

This Kid Will Never Get Laid



Yahoo-Tim Wolchko doesn't want to be considered a revolutionary. Yet what he's accomplished in winning the New Jersey high school bowling championship is still a significant step toward proving someone can still thrive even while ignoring all unwanted technical advice sent their away.

That's because Wolchko, an Egg Harbor (N.J.) Township High junior, just won his state's high school bowling championship while using a bizarre, two-handed technique that looks more like a first grader at his local lanes than a competitive teenager who takes part in at least three bowling leagues at a time.


I really don't think there could be an argument made for this kid. I mean did you see him talking to that girl? She wasn't even good looking and he was having trouble speaking. Not to mention that I've never heard of someone getting with a girl cause he was good at bowling. I bowl like a regular person but even that isn't getting me laid. Maybe if he spent more time partying rather then bowling like a 2 year old and playing World of Warcraft, he'd be less awkward and more apt to get it in.

p.s.- Anybody catch this kid's dad? Fucking New Jersey people.

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