Don't Fuck With Gumby

Why Are The Red Sox So Bad?....

if this doesn't pretty much sum up how the beginning of the Red Sox season is going I don't know what would. I have listened to many opinion on the problems the Sox are having and plenty of wasted time watching Sportscenter kick themselves for declaring them world champs before the season started. 

Like what the fuck is going on we have maybe the best lineup on paper but i just doesn't translate on the actual field. it also seems the starting rotation is worse then once thought. but it's actually Beckett who is doing well and of course Dice-gay is sucking another huge cock. I don't wanna hear any bullshit about the disaster in Japan is effecting him cause if it was really a problem he'd think of the team and retire right now but nope he just plain blows. 

One problem might be the fact our lineup is too lefty heavy and that Crawford doesn't fit, and to be honest i agree he was only brought in to boost ratings which I would have to say is working cause I have watched every depressing game. Yet I do have faith and hope that this team will come around cause just like any other powerhouse team it takes time mold just like the Heat. By the All-Star break no one is going to remember this  miserable start.

This Has Got To Be The Best Logo Ever

Fuck the major league team hats the minors knows whats up. This is a hat for the Bakersfield Blaze which is located in where else but California and not to mention my favorite pitcher of all time had played for them at one point (Pedro "fuck Don Zimmer" Martinez). I'm buying this hat of Lids here's the link so you can get one for yourself cause I know you're going to want to. http://www.lids.com/MiLB/Bakersfield-Blaze/20213248

Morning Jamm: Kid Cudi - Capcom

Took a month of now I'm back in this bitch

Morning Jamm: 50 Cent- Get the Message

It's Only A Matter of Time Till I Have A Transformer Of My Own

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This is fucking awesome like I want one. Looks ten times easier to use then the toy transformers I had when I was kid cause once you transformed those it was near impossible to get them back. The fact that this thing is motorize makes it even more awesome and I would use it to fuck with people.

Morning Jamm: Eminem - 2.0 (feat. Slaughterhouse & Yelawolf)

Slaughterhouse and Yelawolf just recently signed with Eminem on his label. And it sounds like it's going to be a really good deal.

UMass Boston Sucks Pt. 2

MyFoxBoston.com - Another suspected case of measles is raising concerns that the highly contagious virus may be spreading.


School officials say a professor at UMass Boston is showing symptoms. As a result, 45 students and at least five to seven faculty members -- who came in contact with that professor and have not been vaccinated -- have been told to stay home for 21 days, as a precaution.


Just another day at UMass Boston. At least the Zoo is known for being the main UMass and their parties. Here though, we are know for measle epidemics.

Morning Jamm: Lloyd - Miss That Pussy (Ft. Lil Wayne)

Summer Of 2012 Is Going To Be Epic

Huffingtonpost - Dr. Brad Carter, Senior Lecturer of Physics at the University of Southern Queensland, outlined the scenario to news.com.au. Betelgeuse, one of the night sky's brightest stars, is losing mass, indicating it is collapsing. It could run out of fuel and go super-nova at any time.

When that happens, for at least a few weeks, we'd see a second sun, Carter says. There may also be no night during that timeframe.

The Star Wars-esque scenario could happen by 2012, Carter says... or it could take longer. The explosion could also cause a neutron star or result in the formation of a black hole 1300 light years from Earth, reports news.com.au.

I can't wait for this it's going to be fucking unreal. Imagine for almost a month no darkness there are going to be mad rippers all day and all, well day.If the world does come to an end then we all know we fucking partied hard the last year of all existence.Bring on the DOOMSDAY. 

Get Me One

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I need this. Gotta toke 'em all

Mitch Hedberg Was The Shit

Toke of The Town - Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery.

His routines featured elocutive but often short, sometimes one-line, observational comedy, mixed with absurd and paraprosdokian elements as well as non sequitur.

Mitch Hedberg was the shit here's some of his funniest lines(I didn't choose them Toke of the Town did and I agree)

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

I had a small scene in a movie with Peter Frampton. And we had to smoke pot for our scene - but it was fake pot! Do not buy pot on a movie set. But I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, that's a cool story. It's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton... I've done that way more.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens, and I got sick of not caring.

See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this!" "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."

Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch of people I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Like, when you're high, and a joke doesn't work, it's extra scary. It's like, "Whoa, what the hell happened there? I am retreating within myself. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated? Why am I not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand?"

​When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light... and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns.

I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

My manager was concerned, he said "Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch." I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor severely screws up the way I walk. It ain't like a crutch, it's like a step I didn't see.

Is a hippopotomus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotomus?

I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it... and he's always on time.

​I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat."

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.

I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girlfriend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument, because I walked out and attempted to "slam the flap." How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Zipper it up really quick? *Zipper Noise* ! Fuck you.

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

​Like, we had a refrigerator with a hard-boiled egg inside, after a few days the shell started to crack. Eddie's first comment was "Man, this guy's a survivor!"

I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."

People used to think I was high on stage, because people associate long hair with drug use. I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use. Like an extreme longing for cake. Then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake. He is on bunt cake." Mothers would say to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore! He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he heard your birthday was fast approaching?"

​Last time I called shot gun we had rented a limo, so I fucked up...

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah."

My friend said to me, "I think the weather's trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it is the way that we perceive it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought, "Man, I should have just said, 'Yeah.' "

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!"

I like baked potatoes, man. I don't have a microwave oven. It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows.

Watch This If You're Stoned

I'm going to try this as soon as possible to see if it's trippy enough to be cool. If anyone gets a chance to pull this off leave a comment about whether or not its worth watching baked.

Morning Jamm: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free

Snoop and Wiz you know how it is.

Video Of Rocket Ship Absolutely Blowing My Mind

Yo space is the shit, like who wouldn't wanna get a chance to go into space and fucking float around in zero gravity. It be bad ass though to see a space-shuttle blast off into space not to mention seeing it on a plane that got delayed 2 hours, how fucking lucky is that. Like you see it  then when it gets to a certain point the thing disappear into space. sucks to be the people on the other side of the plane not to mention the pilot points how much it sucks to be them out.

Eminem - I Need A Doctor (Video)

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This video is pretty epic, especially when it shows Dre being a thug with NWA. Not mention Dr. Dre was inside one of those healing tubes from Star Wars while Eminem raps a love song. I think they did it in Starship Troopers too just not with a tube. the only thing that confuses me is the floating ghost girl, which I assume is Skylar Gray. It looks exactly like that girl from 300 though ( the one thats like seizure and you get to see her tits) and it makes little sense to what's going on in the rest of the video. What the hell though pretty good video  and it gets me pumped for Detox.

Is This Essay Worth Staying Up For 24 Hours Straight?

You be the Judge. Here's the question: Why did the government of France turn to a policy of Terror in the years 1792-1794 and what effect did this have on the events of those years? Had to be at least 750 words and a maximum of 1250 words. I wrote 1259, leave comments i truly want to know


Terror Thy Name is France?

Between the years of 1792-1794 the French government took a violent turn and changed their policy to that of terror. This is referred to as the Reign of Terror during the French Revolution and it had an effect on the events in those years. The Reign of Terror takes place during the part of the Revolution that historians refer to as the Radical Revolution, which follows the Liberal Revolution. Historians also split this Reign of Terror into three parts: aptly named the First Terror, the Second Terror, and the Third Terror. It is during this terror that thousands upon thousands of people where decapitated by the infamous guillotine due to the government deeming them a threat to the Revolution. As aforementioned the Revolution wasn’t always a radical one it was actually a very liberal Revolution up until a few events that had taken place.

Before the Radical Revolution began the Revolution was considered to be liberal with a lot of talking and peace. Along with the many issues that had yet to be resolved, most of which had led France to Revolution in the first place, there were a few specific reasons for the newly empowered government to turn to a Reign of Terror. The first would be when Louis XVI attempted to flee France due to the feeling that his safety was in question. Louis had reached the border town of Varennes when he was spotted and escorted back to Paris by a profound amount of guards only to become a hypothetical prisoner of the Revolution. This caused uproar and became a catalyst for a more radical revolution. The bad economy that was bestowed upon the New Regime by the Old Regime also contributed to a more radical view. The economy took more of a dip when the government started printing more and more paper currency which weakened the economy and again when food prices went up due to another bad harvest causing the majority of France to be close to destitution and hunger. Soon factions started appearing in the Assembly as well causing more discourse. One side of the Assembly favored the possibility of a traditional monarchy having some power and the other side, with more of a radical view, wanted to create more of a pure democracy. Most likely the biggest factor in the switch to radicalism was the threat of war coming from other countries in Europe. The first threat came from Austria and Prussia who joined forces to try and recruit other European monarchs to join them in getting rid of the idea of monarch-less governments. Though their motives were not to go to war but just to threaten them into stopping the revolution, it was the threat of rebellion was also to be of a concern. It wasn’t until after the spring of 1792, when France declared war on Austria in possible fear of counter-revolutionaries invading precious France which went against the Constitution of 1791, that terror would soon become the policy of the French government.

On August 10th, 1792 a mob of sans-culottes stormed the Tuileries Palace killing every guard in sight leading to around a thousand people being killed. This was the official beginning of the Reign of Terror. Also on this day the Legislative Assembly fashioned what was to come by passing acts that included removing the king from power, disregarding the Constitution of 1791, extending voting rights to all men of proper age, and called for a convention to create a new constitution in hopes of ridding the monarchy forever. Near the end of the First Terror the Committee of Public Safety was established with Robespierre leading the way for terror and paranoia to become as common as oranges in Florida. Louis XVI was executed by what would become the symbol of the Reign of Terror, the guillotine. He was the first major figure to be executed via beheading, but the terror was just beginning.

As the Reign of Terror began it immediately began to take effect on events that took place during those violent years. The main effect it seemed to have was that it made the major groups involved with the revolution like, the san-culottes, resort to violence more to get there point across to the National Convention. An example of this is when the sans-culottes took over the Convention forcing them to take more action against “enemies of the Revolution” and to create an army whose sole purpose was to gather food and hunt for counter-revolutionaries. Many people were executed due to the act that broadened the scope of counter-revolutionaries causing prisons to fill up quickly. Another example of the Reign of Terror effecting events in a violent way is easily found in the main symbol of this period of time, that symbol would be the guillotine. It was put to a lot of use taking the lives of many including Louis XVI and the famous Marie-Antoinette. There are around 17,000 recorded executions that took place during this time along with maybe 40,000 more deaths with no trial or waiting for trial. The Reign of Terror had such an effect even after it ended. This slight burst of violence is called the “White Terror” because the groups carried white flags and banners around. These groups wanted revenge for all the grief they were put through attacking Jacobin officials and committing massacres in prisons.

Though violence was prevalent during this time what affected the events the most was the constant paranoia of the head officials. This idea becomes more and more of a sure thing with each subsequent act that is passed by the National Convention. The height of this paranoia occurs when the Law of 22 Prairal an III is passed increasing the Committee’s power of life and death. This document allows for one to accuse another of counter-revolution on moral grounds which are stated in the document as “Every citizen has the right to seize conspirators and counter-revolutionaries, and to arraign them before the magistrates. He is required to denounce them as soon as he knows of them.” (22 Prairial, 1974). It also states that the Tribunal needed no evidence against the accused to send them to death allowing for mass convictions without the accused even being heard. The increased paranoia doomed the leaders of the Committee o .This sort of paranoia can be closely related to that of the Salem Witch Trials. This is because in both cases many were accused with little to no evidence needed and that the accused were brought to a trial that was lost before it even began.

As the Reign of Terror was coming to an end there were less and less people who supported the Committee of Public Safety. The end was marked by the arrest and execution of Robespierre after he was jeered of the podium of the Convention and was denounced after making more and more accusations. Soon after, all institutions of Terror were broken down and scrapped and France was heading for a less violent approach to government. This time period proves in itself that history is important and that if we can learn from the past then we won’t be doomed to repeat it, though it will always be hard to avoid. Just recently a revolution has taken place in Egypt where the dictator was forced to give up his power to the Army of Egypt. For some reason it happens to sound like a certain revolution that forced a King out of power and put a Committee of Public Safety in charge.


http://college.cengage.com/history/049509286x/student/unbound/product/wawc2m01c/content/wciv2/modules/rev_wcii_terror/modindex.html

http://college.cengage.com/history/049509286x/student/unbound/product/wawc2m01c/content/wciv2/readings/rev_prairial.html


p.s.- I'm not blogging for the rest of the day. Fuck it

Jesus Didn't Tapout

Geekology-For those of you that don't keep up with ex-Power Rangers, Tommy the Green Ranger (aka nobody's favorite, aka Jason David Frank) is a mixed-martial arts fighter now because, shit, you've gotta do something tough after rockin' wiener-huggin' spandex on a children's show for so long. Well apparently he suffered a bit of Green Ranger rage after a fight last night and got all punchy on some dude's teeth. Why didn't you just call Dragonzord?!

You see what this guy looks like now? I wouldn't wanna mess with him so why would a lankey mofo think he could do any different? Well he was wrong and got his teeth knocked out by a an ex-power ranger.  Not to many people can say that but I'm glad to see this guy is still kicking ass. The article says he fights for the legacy promotion which frankly I've never heard of. I'm going to try and find videos though to see if he's any good, my hope is that he's not.

p.s.- everybody wish they could have been this guy, the pink ranger was smokin and he was clearly banging her on the set. Not to mention she's a local girl growing up on the Cape Cod. But it's safe to say Amy Jo Johnson was my first crush i ever had

Morning Jamm: Raekwon - Molasses (ft. Rick Ross & Ghostface Killah)

I haven't been able to listen to this song yet cause I'm in class but it's Wu-Tang so I gotta put it up. Raekwon's new album Shaolin Vs. Wu-Tang drops in two weeks.

This Kid Will Never Get Laid

Yahoo-Tim Wolchko doesn't want to be considered a revolutionary. Yet what he's accomplished in winning the New Jersey high school bowling championship is still a significant step toward proving someone can still thrive even while ignoring all unwanted technical advice sent their away.

That's because Wolchko, an Egg Harbor (N.J.) Township High junior, just won his state's high school bowling championship while using a bizarre, two-handed technique that looks more like a first grader at his local lanes than a competitive teenager who takes part in at least three bowling leagues at a time.


I really don't think there could be an argument made for this kid. I mean did you see him talking to that girl? She wasn't even good looking and he was having trouble speaking. Not to mention that I've never heard of someone getting with a girl cause he was good at bowling. I bowl like a regular person but even that isn't getting me laid. Maybe if he spent more time partying rather then bowling like a 2 year old and playing World of Warcraft, he'd be less awkward and more apt to get it in.

p.s.- Anybody catch this kid's dad? Fucking New Jersey people.

Morning Jamm: Nas - Top Down (Prod. by Swizz Beatz)

Here's some old school Nas that was just released on Swizz Beatz Monster Mondays(they usually drop on tuesday). Let's hope this gets everyones day going.

Kanye West - All Of The Lights (Video)

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I'm really digging this video especially the begining, which is pretty trippy. And I don't know about anyone else but Rihanna has gone up on my fuckable scale.

Who the Fuck is Tom Mabe?

Tom Mabe Pranks A Telemarketer - Funny video clips are a click away

Found this stumbling and I've never laughed harder by myself. I don't know who this Tom Mabe guy is but I wanna shake his hand for pulling off the funniest prank call I think I have ever heard. Not to mention he does it completely straight with no laughing.  Guy was freaking out, fucking deserved though. I've never heard some one say they like telemarketers, I mean i sure don't. I think I get around 5 calls from these guys a day and I think they should rot in hell


http://onemansblog.com/2007/05/29/tom-mabes-telemarketing-revenge/

Firefighter Gets BAKED

What a light weight

Dunk Face

In anticipation of the most electric rookie and maybe even player in the NBA ,Blake Griffin, participating in this weekends dunk contest I give you his best dunks starting in college all the way to the pros. Most likely the best thing to happen to the NBA in recent years, this man child makes everyone else look like fucking babies so lets hope he doesn't blow it and lose. How stupid would it be if he did lose though?

Morning Jamm: Wiz Khalifa- Cabin Fever

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Ok, I know this isn't a jamm but it's 9 exclusive tracks from the Wiz. So lets just call this the morning mixtape.

Nerds

I don't know whether or not to congratulate these guys on making a pretty ill video or calling them worthless fags for making an ill video and not doing something a little less gay. Sure I could never do something like this but at least I don't look like a nerd with no life.

Morning Jam: Eminem - Fly Away (Prod. By Just Blaze)

New track from Eminem and it's produced by Just Blaze who also did the song No Love